Here’s what happened at the seafood restaurant’s booth at the farmer’s market today:
Girl: Do you want a sample?
Jared and Me in unison: YES!
Girl: This is scallops and this is snapple.
(K and J exchange questioning glances)
Me, increduously: Snapple?
Girl: Yeah. Snapple.
Jared: Snapple? Do you mean snapper?
Me: Because Snapple is a delicious fruity beverage.
And then we ate the scallops. The End.