Here’s what happened at the seafood restaurant’s booth at the farmer’s market today:

Girl: Do you want a sample?

Jared and Me in unison: YES!

Girl: This is scallops and this is snapple.

(K and J exchange questioning glances)

Me, increduously: Snapple?

Girl: Yeah. Snapple.

Jared: Snapple? Do you mean snapper?

Me: Because Snapple is a delicious fruity beverage.

Girl: Huh.

And then we ate the scallops. The End.

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