Jared was home today, but had to do some work on his computer, including some sexual harassment training. He came out to the living room where I was complaining that he was going through it too fast, and the following exchange took place.
Jared: It says I’m clicking too fast and I have to slow down.
Me: If you want to check on the laundry, that’ll take up some time.
Jared: Stop! That’s sexual harassment! I can’t work in these conditions.
Me: Dude, you’re not even wearing a shirt.