Items currently on the floor surrounding my desk:
Several sports bras (that I’m reviewing, not that I need to wash or anything)
Items currently on my desk:
Empty Coke Zero can
Cat who is zonked out from knocking everything she could reach off my desk onto the floor.
Fine, cat, you win this round. But let’s just see whether you get your seared salmon tomorrow morning.
(Alright, alright, I admit it — she totally will, but cut me some slack. It’s the only bargaining chip I have.)