Before he won a Super Bowl, before he was named MVP, and before he made Green Bay forget about that other quarterback (who now totally skeeves me out — dude, keep it in the cutoffs), Aaron Rodgers got on the phone with me to talk about yoga and other fitness-y stuff.

Now, I’m not going to claim that talking to me instilled in this promising, young football player the confidence he needed to become the incredible player he is today. That would be pretty cocky.

But I’m also not going to say it didn’t. And since you can’t prove I didn’t have anything to do with it, I’m pretty sure that means I get a ring, right? I do love chunky jewelry …