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Actual conversation that took place as Jared was preparing for a trip, meaning he was determining which movies to take with him, and, being the good husband that he is, he tries to take movies I have little to no interest in seeing. See why I keep him around?

Jared: Do you want to see The Adjustment Bureau? It’s the one with Matt Damon.

Me: Matt Damon, like, fat and with a mustache? Or hot?

J: …?

Me: I mean, it matters.

J: No mustache, I think. How about Unknown? It’s like Taken with Liam Neeson.

Me: But who does it have in it?

J: Liam Neeson.

Me: But Taken had Liam Neeson.

J: Yep.

Me: So, he did the same movie twice?

J: Do you want to see it or not?

Me: Again?

J: You haven’t seen this one.

Me: But … ok, fine. Yes. I liked it well enough the first time.

J: *eye roll*

I should probably mention that he listed, like, six other movies that I swear I’ve never even heard of. I don’t understand. I watch the television. I occasionally go to the movie theater. Is it that everything that’s not Harry Potter just fails to make an impact on me? Except I knew what Arthur was, because I love the idea of Helen Mirren and Russell Brand being all inappropriate and flirty during the promotional tour.

The Friday of a short week always makes me feel a little like I cheated to get here. Like I didn’t quite earn my weekend, or something. But you know what? I’LL TAKE IT. And, as a matter of fact, I’ll share a couple of things that have been making me smile lately to kick it off!

Most likely you’ve already seen this (although probably not as many times as I have), but just in case you haven’t, it is my favorite thing EVER. A friend showed it to me when Jared and I were in Philly a few weeks ago and now, all I have to hear is “Yeah?” in that voice and I lose it.

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